My name is Lorem Ipsum, I’m a scientist from a parallel dimension who’s stuck in this world (FOR NOW) due to some… regretable mis-clicks. I’ve been observing the world I find myself in very carefully, taking a lot of notes, and while I’ve yet to reach any conclusions that will help me find my way home, I’ve found this world to be absolutely fascinating.

I’ve solace here in the world of drag and performance art, where I seem a little less odd, and where my ideas can be shared without exposing myself to scientific derision.